Don't Believe Hysterics, This Isn't a Nation in Crisis

How old are you, usually, when it all hits you?— Tom Wolfe, The Frisbee IonOne of the great pageants in American life, the Super Bowl, is happening in my new hometown of Houston today. House Williamson has decided to treat this occurrence as a natural disaster, and our strategy for dealing with natural disasters is always the same: Be elsewhere.