Tales We'll Be Told In The Next Downturn

IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE a major bear market, there will be a slew of articles to be written. It's the negative correlation enjoyed by every financial writer: Even as our portfolios shrink, our potential for pontification soars.But what if the market bounces back? It's almost too painful to contemplate. Think of all the articles that won't get written. If the past week's rally continues, here are 10 stories that will have to wait for the next market downturn.