10 Things Evil Capitalists Really Believe

Chatting to some Occupy protesters this morning, I was struck by how wide of the mark were the beliefs they attributed to me as a Right-winger. In the interests of deeper understanding, here are ten things which â?? trust me â?? most of the Tory scum I hang around with think. Obviously, I donâ??t expect to turn my Leftie readers in a single post; still, they might get a clearer idea of what we actually believe.