5 Signs Wall Street's Zombie Apocalypse Is at Hand

A reader writes:

“Please help me. I have just finished watching ‘The Walking Dead’ on AMC and ‘World War Z’ in the cinema, and I’ve started to suspect that my money manager may be a zombie. I’ve been watching business TV and I think a lot of the people on Wall Street must be zombies as well. How can I be sure? Are there any tell-tale signs?”

— Yours, Terrified in Tuscaloosa

Dear Terrified,

Thanks for your email. I think you are on to something.

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