Clinton-Trump Hack Reveals Wall Street's Secrets

On the eve of our presidential election, Bloomberg News has come into possession of a massive trove of e-mails, written, it appears, by a Wall Street trader who enjoyed personal dealings with both major candidates. Unable to read, let alone make sense of them, we have nevertheless decided to imagine whatâ??s in them, so that you might, too. We do this mainly to further confuse and unsettle the electorate, but also to attract attention to ourselves.