Hoping Its Fans Give the NFL Another Chance

I think we've all had that moment, that moment of disappointment and the near-shedding of a single tear, that comes when you open your Chinese take-out only to find bell pepper in your kung pao chicken. It is believed (by me, at least) that Genghis Khan had his first imperial chef (and the chef's wife, who gave the chef the idea) executed for doing this very thing — and who can blame him? You see, bell pepper, in addition to being a gastronomic sin, has an additional trait: it's flavor and stench aroma permeate and contaminate whatever it was cooked