Elon's Letter To Tesla, An Interpretation

In the midst of production issues, concerns over cash flow and accusations misrepresenting accident rates, Elon Musk wrote a heartfelt letter to his 35,000 Tesla employees yesterday, published here by fan-page Electrek in full. Given the scrutiny Mr Musk is under, we thought it would be helpful to run it through our acme guff-bot 3000 translation machine. Charismatic founder in plain text, output in italics: