All I Want for Christmas Is Sanity

All I Want for Christmas Is Sanity
(Lindsey Shuey/Republican-Herald via AP)
If I possessed an ounce of musical ability, I would parody the old Christmas song “All I Want for Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)” with the lyrics “all I want for Christmas are my two frontal lobes.” Since March of this year, most Americans (and people worldwide) more closely resemble Randle McMurphy (Jack Nicholson’s character) at the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest than independent beings. Read Full Article »


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