Few things befuddle me more that those silly, self-help, saccharine posts on Facebook. The author, Miss Suzie Sunshine “inspires” the world on how to be happy and a perfect human being, presumably like she is. The posts read something like this: “Be the best you that you want you to be for you are you and you know who you are!” I have no idea what this or 99% of these posts mean. Sometimes, I think women have their own special language, kind of like porpoises. These posts usually include a beach scene, a really blue sky, multiple heart emojis and Suzie half “nekid” in a bikini. I often wonder if Suzie, who I must admit is almost always a babe, thinks she is some sort of Delphic oracle or sexy cherubim sent from the heavens to improve the quality of the human race? I would have a much better understanding of these chick posts if they read something like: “Stop Talking, You Are Making His Head Hurt” or “True Love Is Fetching Him A Beer In 30 Seconds Or Less.”
Well, I am no cherubim. I am a woeful sinner, and meaner than a rattlesnake. However, I have learned a few things about people, business and finance over the years that I think are the type of truisms that you, dear reader, can bank on. The rest of this article gets kind of boring, so if you’d rather look at Suzie’s inspirational posts, I get it, she’s babe.
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