I left the big city last night to check on the farm. As the sun was about to set over the glistening Rappahannock, I was startled to hear a “whizzing sound.” A giant frisbee appeared out of nowhere. It hovered over the dock and landed on the sand beach. Three goofy looking guys popped the top and made their presence known. I yelled over to them “are you boys lost?” They replied that they were from the Planet Dork. All three were brothers, Darrell, Darrell and Darrell Dork. Now, you may think “Dork” is a strange name for a planet, but these fellas looked just like Chuck Schumer, so it all made sense to me.
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