Supreme Leader:
Fellas, no need to worry about anything. I know what I’m doing. Have I ever steered you wrong? Didn’t I manipulate the West—and that hick peanut farmer—back in 1979? Remember when Tehran was just like any Western city under the Shah? I organized violent street protests to make it look like the whole country was against him, and that fool Jimmy Carter ate it up!
I’m telling you, boys, U.S. Presidents are pushovers! Remember when one of our proxies killed 241 U.S. Marines in 1983?
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