Who wants to invest in my newest venture? You will make oodles of money. You will need a wheelbarrow to carry all the cash to the bank. I only need $100 million. I can send you the private placement memorandum, and you can wire me a check this afternoon.
Okay — since I know you can’t wait to be a gazillionaire, I’ll just tell you about the private placement so you won’t have to read all that Regulation D, Rule 506(b) or (c), Bluesky, SEC, Securities Act of 1933 blah-blah nonsense. This way you can just wire me the money before lunch!
Okay, get ready — here it is… drum roll please… hold on to your seats…
Drive-Through Exorcism Centers!
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