Who wants to invest in my newest venture? You will make oodles of money. You will need a wheelbarrow to carry all the cash to the bank. I only need $100 million. I can send you the private placement memorandum, and you can wire me a check this afternoon.
Okay — since I know you can’t wait to be a gazillionaire, I’ll just tell you about the private placement so you won’t have to read all that Regulation D, Rule 506(b) or (c), Bluesky, SEC, Securities Act of 1933 blah-blah nonsense. This way you can just wire me the money before lunch!
Okay, get ready — here it is… drum roll please… hold on to your seats…
Drive-Through Exorcism Centers!
I’ve already bought one-acre commercial plots on elite college campuses and other parcels in “demon”-graphically rich areas like San Francisco, New York (Hell’s Kitchen) and Washington, D.C. If you are troubled after gleefully celebrating Charlie Kirk’s assassination, roll up to the drive-thru window and a Catholic priest will throw holy water on you and utter a cool-sounding Latin expression like, “Exorcizo te, immundissime spiritus, omnis incursio adversarii, omne phantasma, omnis legio, in nomine Domini nostri Iesu Christi eradicare et effugare ab hoc plasmate Dei.” Fun for the kids and the whole family! Ladies, much better for you than Kundalini yoga and sound baths, and fellas think what fun you can have giving gift cards to pesky ex-wives and current mothers-in-law! To all you obnoxious Duke basketball fans; there is a cure!
Did I ever call it or what? In last week’s article, I warned that there was a demonic underpinning to left-wing radicals — masses of people who seem normal but are nevertheless indoctrinated by the Evil One and would wildly cheer as bloody heads of innocents roll off the guillotine. My article was prophetic. While I am used to being right about everything, it doesn’t lessen the pain. Charlie Kirk’s murder has been a particularly difficult time for me and for most of the folks I know, and it is precisely because of the assertions in last week’s article about the prevalence of Evil and how this dark force is the circulatory system of the American Left.
The internet is exploding with tens upon tens of thousands — perhaps millions of woke leftists cheering Charlie Kirk’s brutal murder. It’s very unsettling. Many are students and university professors. Others are primary-school teachers, nurses, doctors, and other elements of the so-called professional class. Evil and ignorance permeate the air. Drab, chilling dreariness blankets the soul. Even I, one who has sounded this alarm for so long, am stunned and weakened by the wicked ebullience of the Left. For 300 years after Jamestown, the primary concern of all universities, in fact all education was to promote Judeo-Christian ethics and a robust understanding of Western civilization. How did we get where millions of the “educated” classes cheer the murder of an innocent man in the most vile and repugnant way? Pay attention. Remember, I’m always right.
RADICALIZATION!
It’s the primary focus of Dr. Death to send his boys — Metamorphosis, Beelzebub, Screwtape, and other demons — out into the world to radicalize those with no protective armor into his wily ways. You ascot-wearing elites in Harvard Square go ahead and have a good belly laugh. Call me a Bible-slapping hick or a Christian Nationalist (ooh, hurt my feelings!), but we live in a metaphysical world with spiritual warfare spinning around us trying to infiltrate our senses.
The most essential question of human existence is to ask oneself, is there a God, and if so, what is our response, indeed our duty to His existence? Through much study, practice and revelation to understand this mystery, not only have I answered this question; I’ve also learned that there is a universal counterforce of evil always at work to undermine, lie and deceive. The aim is always to destroy all that is good. Remember the scene in Animal House where Pinto has the angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other? Funny yes, but not an oversimplification of the spiritual forces circulating around and trying to penetrate us. The parallels between Neo-Marxism and the workings of demonic conversion are frighteningly the same. Both lead to absolute destruction by exploiting weaknesses in their converts.
Unsure? Think I’m being overly dramatic? A hayseed, snake throwing Pentecostal? Here’s a study list. Dostoevsky’s Demons is a good place to start to understand political nihilism, spiritual emptiness, and demonic manipulation. Then move on to study the Frankfurt School and its teachings on critical pedagogy. For a hundred years these Marxist doctrines have stealthily infiltrated Western universities to purposefully dumb down and radicalize students into doctrines of hatred, jealousy, and destruction. The dumber the curriculum, the more pliable the target, and the easier it is to radicalize. Finally, read Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals. You will see exactly how leftist radicalization works, and how it has permeated educational institutions and our culture. The recipe for destruction is as plain and direct as a Betty Crocker cookbook’s directions on baking cookies.
You see, the big shot front office archdemons at corporate headquarters located at 1 Hades Plaza are really evil, but really smart manipulators, just like those Frankfurt School boys. They don’t like to get their hands dirty, so they send out their employees, the mid-level demons, to radicalize the gullible, mostly college students, academics and empty vessels of all sorts. They say “John can become a Mary and Fred can become an antelope (a furry). Your parents have abused you, go ahead and hate them, you should hate your (non-existent) oppressors, here have some more Kool-Aid.” Then the fellows at headquarters sit back and revel in the chaos they created, hoping one of their converts kill somebody like Charlie Kirk.
Now, to all those radicalized, demonized idiots screaming “NAZI” who have no idea what a Nazi is (they should look in a mirror), let me tell you how our side works. When I saw the assassin Tyler Robinson’s picture, I felt sympathy. I hate and loathe what he did, but I love him because he is a creature of God. Only God judges, and I sincerely hope he is reconciled before his time to go. None of this means I don’t think he is worthy of severe secular punishment. It’s not his flesh that I love — it’s his soul. That’s how our side works.
The two world views are not compatible. I really do think unless we have another Great Awakening and soon, we are headed to a civil war, and history teaches us that once such killing starts, even the good guys commit atrocities and then the CEO at 1 Hades Plaza puts his feet on his desk, lights a cigar and waxes a devilish smile. Mission accomplished.
