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May 13, 2022
I don’t know Ginnie Smith. She left a note on my car the other day to tell me she bumped into it and that if I thought there was any damage to call her. She left her number. I...
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May 5, 2022
We are living in the “Post-Stupid Age,” feeling the effects of the stupidest public policy the United States and the world has ever seen; shutting down the world economy...
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Apr 27, 2022
I know what y’all are thinking. You’re thinking how did that Rob Smith guy get to be so smart! Why do chicks dig him so? Did he really score 6 touchdowns and run and pass...
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Apr 22, 2022
As I write this, it is Good Friday, in the morning. The cock has crowed three times. Jesus has been tried and convicted by the Sanhedrin. He is brought before Pilate who is...
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Apr 11, 2022
Last week I was lucky enough to accomplish something on my bucket list. This might sound a bit nerdy, but I had an all-day private tour of the April 19, 1775 skirmish in Middlesex...
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Mar 21, 2022
March Madness is upon us. I like tens of millions of people do a bracket every year. I have never gotten a perfect bracket, not even close. In fact, the NCAA states that the odds of...
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Mar 14, 2022
Dear Reader, I am going to let you in on a deep dark family secret. I am doing this more for me than for you. I hope exposing this humiliating skeleton in my family’s closet...
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Mar 8, 2022
Why is it that we are ruled by the dumbest M F-ers on the planet? As I have previously stated, there is NO threat that “systematic climate change” is going to...
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Feb 28, 2022
I once dated a gal (we shall call her Elvira) who got offended if I said anything complimentary of someone she didn’t like. Since she didn’t like “Mary...
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Feb 18, 2022
My boy Coleman played a lot of baseball growing up. After Little League season was over, he would be invited to play in Allstar invitationals. An enduring vision I have of those...
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Feb 2, 2022
When I think of Canadians, I think of toothless hockey players taking off their gloves and wailing on each other. I think of big strapping lads wearing flannel shirts bringing down...
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Jan 18, 2022
The AH-64 Apache helicopters flew low over the Potomac. Everything was working as planned. After the bridges were secure, a contingent of loyal Army officers and soldiers gathered at...
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Jan 7, 2022
I have mapped out positions on all major issues of national importance. I can tell you what works and exactly how to fix any national problem. However, there is one issue...
May 13, 2022I don’t know Ginnie Smith. She left a note on my car the other day to tell me she bumped into it and that if I thought there was any damage to call her. She left her number. I...
May 5, 2022We are living in the “Post-Stupid Age,” feeling the effects of the stupidest public policy the United States and the world has ever seen; shutting down the world economy...
Apr 27, 2022I know what y’all are thinking. You’re thinking how did that Rob Smith guy get to be so smart! Why do chicks dig him so? Did he really score 6 touchdowns and run and pass...
Apr 22, 2022As I write this, it is Good Friday, in the morning. The cock has crowed three times. Jesus has been tried and convicted by the Sanhedrin. He is brought before Pilate who is...
Apr 11, 2022Last week I was lucky enough to accomplish something on my bucket list. This might sound a bit nerdy, but I had an all-day private tour of the April 19, 1775 skirmish in Middlesex...
Mar 21, 2022March Madness is upon us. I like tens of millions of people do a bracket every year. I have never gotten a perfect bracket, not even close. In fact, the NCAA states that the odds of...
Mar 14, 2022Dear Reader, I am going to let you in on a deep dark family secret. I am doing this more for me than for you. I hope exposing this humiliating skeleton in my family’s closet...
Mar 8, 2022Why is it that we are ruled by the dumbest M F-ers on the planet? As I have previously stated, there is NO threat that “systematic climate change” is going to...
Feb 28, 2022I once dated a gal (we shall call her Elvira) who got offended if I said anything complimentary of someone she didn’t like. Since she didn’t like “Mary...
Feb 18, 2022My boy Coleman played a lot of baseball growing up. After Little League season was over, he would be invited to play in Allstar invitationals. An enduring vision I have of those...
Feb 2, 2022When I think of Canadians, I think of toothless hockey players taking off their gloves and wailing on each other. I think of big strapping lads wearing flannel shirts bringing down...
Jan 18, 2022The AH-64 Apache helicopters flew low over the Potomac. Everything was working as planned. After the bridges were secure, a contingent of loyal Army officers and soldiers gathered at...
Jan 7, 2022I have mapped out positions on all major issues of national importance. I can tell you what works and exactly how to fix any national problem. However, there is one issue...