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Jun 30, 2025
I recommend Big Balls to take over the presidency of the University of Virginia now that Jim Ryan has effectively been defrocked.
Please don’t believe the self-serving nonsense...
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Jun 25, 2025
Supreme Leader:
Fellas, no need to worry about anything. I know what I’m doing. Have I ever steered you wrong? Didn’t I manipulate the West—and that hick peanut...
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Jun 20, 2025
I’m not a big fan of the 19th Amendment. Don’t get me wrong—I value women as much as men—I just think when it comes to rational decision-maki… oops,...
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Jun 9, 2025
You boys, come inside.“What’s up, Pops?”Go to my office.Have a seat.
I take off my leather belt, fold it in two, and then snap it. SNAP!“Are we gonna get...
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Jun 6, 2025
I’m opposed to President Trump’s idea of taking $3 billion in federal grant money from Harvard and giving it to trade schools; however, I’m very much in favor of...
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May 23, 2025
Karl Marx was born in 1818, but Marxism—in spirit—has been around far longer. “Smith, you fool,” you might say, “how can that be?” Because Marxism...
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May 20, 2025
If you are like me, you have friends with whom you love to talk about books. Each gets excited about something he recently read and wants to share this experience with you. Often,...
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May 8, 2025
When my boy Coleman was four, he asked for — and got — a Davy Crockett jacket and a coonskin cap for Christmas. Back when Disney celebrated bad asses instead of...
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May 2, 2025
“If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs…” Perhaps you recognize this opening line from Rudyard Kipling’s poem If. Who...
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Apr 23, 2025
“To consider the judges as the ultimate arbiters of all constitutional questions is a very dangerous doctrine indeed, and one which would place us under the despotism of an...
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Apr 10, 2025
I’m not a tariff guy. I am a free trade absolutist. Tariffs have always been a bad word. The machinations of the “custom house” helped spark both the Revolutionary...
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Apr 7, 2025
Meet Karen Screamer. I met her while walking by my local Hands Off rally. She was holding an “Elon Sux” placard in the middle of Main Street. She’s a big one,...
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Mar 27, 2025
Mrs. Pemberton was my first-grade teacher. Not long ago, I appeared in front of the Richmond County Planning Commission to pitch a mixed-use real estate development. Mrs. Pemberton...
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Mar 17, 2025
I'm Like a Modern-Day Nostradamus...
Did y’all read my article last week? Donald Trump’s Endgame Is Not What You Think. My media company is named the ROB...
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Mar 10, 2025
I could hardly be happier with the actions of the Trump Administration, though I’m not a tariff guy. Donald Trump is perhaps the most atypical politician since George...
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Mar 5, 2025
That Porky Pig is a real stand-up guy. How can you not like him? Yosemite Sam is a different animal. A real meanie? Oh wait, I forgot, they are just cartoon characters. My bad.
To...
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Mar 1, 2025
The thing about the Left and their feminine minded screamers is they are not very smart. They hear a few harsh words, despite being 100% true, and then run outside with their pinkies...
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Feb 24, 2025
This letter recently came into my possession. It’s from Steel N. Robb, managing partner of the powerhouse Washington consulting firm of Cheatem and Fleecem. The author is...
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Feb 11, 2025
My friend Janie is a babe and a Washington mover and shaker. Over the years when she needed a tall, handsome and charming escort for a particular Washington event or gala, naturally...
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Jan 31, 2025
There are two types of people. One type whose North Star is “the truth,” and the other whose North Star is “the group.”
Who has been watching the cabinet...
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Jan 28, 2025
Nvidia is crashing. Sell, sell, sell!
Hey all you fellows up there on the 60th floor. Don’t jump. Listen to Mr. Rob Is Right, this is actually a beautiful day!
It’s a...
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Jan 27, 2025
Before we begin, I am a generational Episcopalian. I am imperfect and a woeful sinner. I would be a broken man if not for the Holy Spirit who infuses me with joy and happiness and...
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Jan 22, 2025
I was in Florida last week, the day Tim Kaine attacked Pete Hegseth during his confirmation hearings. Kaine is the type of guy who doesn’t know what a “first down”...
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Jan 10, 2025
Windsor Farms is a beautiful residential neighborhood in Richmond. My great uncle developed it 100 years ago. The streets are laid out in the style of an English village and there...
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Jan 7, 2025
The biggest flaw in Washington policy makers and economists is not understanding predictable human behavior. We are not robots, and robotic economic formulas that fail to account for...
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Jan 1, 2025
December 31, 2024. I am in the middle of a 4 day fast (long story). Tomorrow, my reward will be to eat a bowl of black-eyed peas accompanied by stewed tomatoes and a hunk of...
Jun 30, 2025I recommend Big Balls to take over the presidency of the University of Virginia now that Jim Ryan has effectively been defrocked. Please don’t believe the self-serving nonsense...
Jun 25, 2025Supreme Leader: Fellas, no need to worry about anything. I know what I’m doing. Have I ever steered you wrong? Didn’t I manipulate the West—and that hick peanut...
Jun 20, 2025I’m not a big fan of the 19th Amendment. Don’t get me wrong—I value women as much as men—I just think when it comes to rational decision-maki… oops,...
Jun 9, 2025You boys, come inside.“What’s up, Pops?”Go to my office.Have a seat. I take off my leather belt, fold it in two, and then snap it. SNAP!“Are we gonna get...
Jun 6, 2025I’m opposed to President Trump’s idea of taking $3 billion in federal grant money from Harvard and giving it to trade schools; however, I’m very much in favor of...
May 20, 2025If you are like me, you have friends with whom you love to talk about books. Each gets excited about something he recently read and wants to share this experience with you. Often,...
May 8, 2025When my boy Coleman was four, he asked for — and got — a Davy Crockett jacket and a coonskin cap for Christmas. Back when Disney celebrated bad asses instead of...
May 2, 2025“If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs…” Perhaps you recognize this opening line from Rudyard Kipling’s poem If. Who...
Apr 23, 2025“To consider the judges as the ultimate arbiters of all constitutional questions is a very dangerous doctrine indeed, and one which would place us under the despotism of an...
Apr 10, 2025I’m not a tariff guy. I am a free trade absolutist. Tariffs have always been a bad word. The machinations of the “custom house” helped spark both the Revolutionary...
Apr 7, 2025Meet Karen Screamer. I met her while walking by my local Hands Off rally. She was holding an “Elon Sux” placard in the middle of Main Street. She’s a big one,...
Mar 27, 2025Mrs. Pemberton was my first-grade teacher. Not long ago, I appeared in front of the Richmond County Planning Commission to pitch a mixed-use real estate development. Mrs. Pemberton...
Mar 17, 2025I'm Like a Modern-Day Nostradamus... Did y’all read my article last week? Donald Trump’s Endgame Is Not What You Think. My media company is named the ROB...
Mar 10, 2025I could hardly be happier with the actions of the Trump Administration, though I’m not a tariff guy. Donald Trump is perhaps the most atypical politician since George...
Mar 5, 2025That Porky Pig is a real stand-up guy. How can you not like him? Yosemite Sam is a different animal. A real meanie? Oh wait, I forgot, they are just cartoon characters. My bad. To...
Mar 1, 2025The thing about the Left and their feminine minded screamers is they are not very smart. They hear a few harsh words, despite being 100% true, and then run outside with their pinkies...
Feb 24, 2025This letter recently came into my possession. It’s from Steel N. Robb, managing partner of the powerhouse Washington consulting firm of Cheatem and Fleecem. The author is...
Feb 11, 2025My friend Janie is a babe and a Washington mover and shaker. Over the years when she needed a tall, handsome and charming escort for a particular Washington event or gala, naturally...
Jan 31, 2025There are two types of people. One type whose North Star is “the truth,” and the other whose North Star is “the group.” Who has been watching the cabinet...
Jan 28, 2025Nvidia is crashing. Sell, sell, sell! Hey all you fellows up there on the 60th floor. Don’t jump. Listen to Mr. Rob Is Right, this is actually a beautiful day! It’s a...
Jan 27, 2025Before we begin, I am a generational Episcopalian. I am imperfect and a woeful sinner. I would be a broken man if not for the Holy Spirit who infuses me with joy and happiness and...
Jan 22, 2025I was in Florida last week, the day Tim Kaine attacked Pete Hegseth during his confirmation hearings. Kaine is the type of guy who doesn’t know what a “first down”...
Jan 10, 2025Windsor Farms is a beautiful residential neighborhood in Richmond. My great uncle developed it 100 years ago. The streets are laid out in the style of an English village and there...
Jan 7, 2025The biggest flaw in Washington policy makers and economists is not understanding predictable human behavior. We are not robots, and robotic economic formulas that fail to account for...
Jan 1, 2025December 31, 2024. I am in the middle of a 4 day fast (long story). Tomorrow, my reward will be to eat a bowl of black-eyed peas accompanied by stewed tomatoes and a hunk of...