Those of you from outside the Old Dominion have certainly read about the shocking statements and belief systems emanating from Abigail Spanberger, running for governor and her running mate for Attorney General, Jay Jones. They pretend to be moderates in front of the cameras, but yesterday, I witnessed them behind closed doors in their true habitat.
I was on my way to church, but being the open-minded bloke that I am, I said “what the HELL” (get it, I crack myself up), I'll go in and see what this devil worship is all about! Boy, I did not know Abigail was the chief priestess of the Temple. Her campaign ads say she's a leader, so I can't argue with that!
While the organist was playing Lucifer Rising, Abigail was handing out Voodoo Dolls of her political opponents to her congregants. Most of the congregation were MS-13 and Sinaloa Cartel gang members for whom Abigail has stated are free to terrorize Virginia and won’t be arrested. The rest were dowdy looking cat ladies, Dylan Mulvaney looking men and a smattering of fat people with blue hair and nose rings.
The doxology they sang at the Temple was a chant that repeated "Let Your Rage Fuel You," until the members were literally foaming at the mouth and speaking Latin backwards like little Regan MacNeil.
Jay Jones was an assistant pastor, and was giving out the Satanic Eucharist ( some pharmaceutical concoction mixed up by Anthony Fauci, one of the celebrants), while Abigail was chanting "DIE CHILDREN DIE" in her humorless, robotic voice.
Part of the ritual locked 12-year-old girls in the small chapel (ironically called Lady Chapels in Christian churches). Then they brought in 18-year-old boys who stripped and taunted the young girls with their genitals. They then brought the little girls out in front of the entire congregation and made them strip and stand naked in front of everyone.
I noticed the Rainbow Flag hanging from the altar, and was told on All Hallows Eve, the Temple has ceremonies where they cut the genitals out of little girls and boys, say a blessing to Satan over them, and attach them to the other sex. Then Anthony Fauci gives all the participants puberty blockers and reverse hormone drugs. Every time, a transgender mass murderer shoots up a school of small children or commits suicide the Temple rings bells to celebrate each life taken.
Ralph Northam was also there. They ended the ceremony with a sacrifice to the Dark Prince. The congregation watches a baby being born, and after it arrives, Ralph "makes the child comfortable" and then asks the mother “do you want to kill this child," and then she and the congregation shouts in unison, "KILL IT," KILL IT, KILL IT!!!" I assume they make burnt offerings of the murdered child's body to offer up to Mr. Pitchfork, either that or they sell the body parts to Planned Parenthood to pay for Ralph’s Klan outfits.
Abigail's sermon on the benefits of killing police had Jay Jones nodding his head the whole time. She also instructed her congregants that they must all use weasel words in explaining their beliefs so as not to enrage the electorate. An example of this was when she said she would instruct local police to assist ICE if they have a warrant, but of course police don't need warrants to arrest criminals and probably only 1 % of criminals are ever arrested with a warrant. Great smokescreen used to fool the uninformed. Then she snickered and gave a devilish Hillary Clinton, smirking laugh.
So, folks, you are free to believe that I didn't actually go to the Satanic Temple yesterday morning, though it hurts my feelings that you Dear Reader would think me, Rob “Straight Down the Middle of the Road” Smith capable of embellishing a story! For the sake of argument, assume I was engaging in the linguistic art of fabulism, every word of the demonic illustrations I’ve mentioned are what these folks actually believe based on their own statements. This is the most radical left-wing ticket in any state house race, and almost all of it is funded with money from strange origins outside Virginia. It is as though Beelzebub has his own printing press.
But for the hordes of androgynous bottom feeders (federal workers) living in the Washington suburbs, these candidates would not have a chance of winning. Virginia is at a crossroads between GOOD and EVIL. In a recent poll of Virginia Democrats only 7% seemed to have any problem with Jay Jones wanting to murder his opponent and kids. This crew of candidates advocates militant antifa riots, has stated killing police officers is good and have stood for killing newborn babies (yes out of the womb babies). This is not hyperbole. Neither is their desire to have schoolteachers groom students while denying parents the right to object.
Abigail Spanberger is Zohran Mamdani without his personality in a schoolmarm dress.
